Once upon a time, my friend @jeperkins and I started a rap group called “The Weirdboys”. Our hit single was called “weird dough”. Thank god this never amounted to anything but good memories. :) #tBt

5 hours ago

Rackin’ up tickets with @huevosandeggs before work. (at Dave & Buster’s San Diego)

1 day ago

I just drank a “Go Girl”. (at Ralphs)

2 days ago

Free Kombu!! #pacific-beach (at Pacific Coast Beach)

3 days ago

Look who we randomly at Paciffic Beach! @adamfox @djmanwell @detox614 #oneinnamillionchance #OHIO (at PB beach)

3 days ago

All Kalbi the dog needs is a bone and a homie. And some Beyoncé. (at Hillcrest in Downtown San Diego, CA)

3 days ago

My first earthquake + 3 flight layovers and we’re out. #Oakland2SanDiego (at San Diego International Airport)

3 days ago

Wedding photo booth with Katherine! (at Hotel Shattuck Plaza)

4 days ago

Bitches from high school at my lil’ sisters wedding!! @jfkucinich @amandaramey #drunkasphuck #bout2losefollowers

4 days ago

The store clerk forgot to take the security alarm thingy off. Now It looks like I’m wearing a stolen jacket. #hotitems (at UC Berkeley)

5 days ago